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Reblogged from businessinsider

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via 135roses)

Reblogged from proctalgia

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via uhmqat)

Reblogged from carasala
carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

(via amyplaystuba)

Reblogged from bellecosby

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via sicajay)

Reblogged from thempress

stripperina:

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

I know of a few other professions this could apply to.

(via conjugatingproverbs)

Reblogged from chaotic-awesome

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via sicajay)

Reblogged from cunt-vevo

(Source: cunt-vevo, via troyesivan)

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Reblogged from dqdbpb-deactivated20140601
i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

(via n0tahappybunny)

Reblogged from samdesantis

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

(Source: samdesantis, via browneyedanachronism)

Reblogged from asylum-art

asylum-art:

Glimpses of world war II seen through photos of modern day europe - Sergey Larenkov

After collecting old World War 2 photographs taken in major European cities, Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov spent a year traveling around Europe to re-photograph the same scenes as they look today. He then carefully combined the old images with the new ones to create photographs that show two views of the same location captured over 60 years apart

(via humoristics)

Reblogged from emmisnotshortforemma
imsucha-mindfuck:

No. Hogging the covers is 100000000% unacceptable. Not. Allowed.

imsucha-mindfuck:

No. Hogging the covers is 100000000% unacceptable. Not. Allowed.

(Source: emmisnotshortforemma, via sleepy3yes)

Reblogged from nochanceofgrowingup

uberhotbitch:

yinx1:

Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.

FOREVER REBLOG

(Source: nochanceofgrowingup, via nhaquyen)

Reblogged from theadcollection

helloyoucreatives:

Premier kitchen towel

By McCann, Mumbai

(Source: theadcollection)

Reblogged from frankenthot
amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

(Source: frankenthot, via troyesivan)