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i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

(via n0tahappybunny)

Reblogged from samdesantis

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

(Source: samdesantis, via browneyedanachronism)

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asylum-art:

Glimpses of world war II seen through photos of modern day europe - Sergey Larenkov

After collecting old World War 2 photographs taken in major European cities, Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov spent a year traveling around Europe to re-photograph the same scenes as they look today. He then carefully combined the old images with the new ones to create photographs that show two views of the same location captured over 60 years apart

(via humoristics)

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imsucha-mindfuck:

No. Hogging the covers is 100000000% unacceptable. Not. Allowed.

imsucha-mindfuck:

No. Hogging the covers is 100000000% unacceptable. Not. Allowed.

(Source: emmisnotshortforemma, via sleepy3yes)

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uberhotbitch:

yinx1:

Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.

FOREVER REBLOG

(Source: nochanceofgrowingup, via nhaquyen)

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helloyoucreatives:

Premier kitchen towel

By McCann, Mumbai

(Source: theadcollection)

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amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

(via troyesivan)

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What is love?

brb crying

(Source: oberynthemartell, via humoristics)

Reblogged from flagg0t

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

(via browneyedanachronism)

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greyveins:

Congrats u guys

greyveins:

Congrats u guys

(via browneyedanachronism)

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britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image

(via unshaped)

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underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

image

(Source: miraguey, via unshaped)

Reblogged from cineraria
releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

Oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

Oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via 135roses)