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richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:34 -0700

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:09 -0700

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

longlosttimelady: lumos5000: notneverbrilliant: the-doctor-blo...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:34 -0700

longlosttimelady:

lumos5000:

notneverbrilliant:

the-doctor-blogs:

It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.

$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes

you’d win that bet

I really want to see the other 400 takes

Soaring Comet: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:13 -0700

Soaring Comet: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading...:

kennedyclintonkat:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

are you fucking kidding me.

no.

no you sit the fuck down.

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING

do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically…

knightscrest: knightscrest: why is south korea nicer than north korea? south korea has a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:24:44 -0700

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:37:20 -0700

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:32:41 -0700

thewalkingassbutt:

lifeofamarriedfangirl:

reichenfalse:

tardis-housecleaner:

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?

that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.

mermaidcunt: bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:24:06 -0700

mermaidcunt:

bakerstreetmarauder:

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

this is genius

death-by-lulz: disturbingsteve: The floor of a video game...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:21:46 -0700

death-by-lulz:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

I’ll take them all please

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:57 -0700

I’ll take them all please

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:39:39 -0700

archiemcphee: Japanese coffee artist Kazuki Yamamoto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:39:06 -0700

archiemcphee:

Japanese coffee artist Kazuki Yamamoto (previously featured here) is still hard at work in Osaka creating cappuccinos that are almost too cute to drink. Lately he’s been perfecting his 3D creations.

Not content with decorative 2D images, under Kazuki’s skilled hands frothy milk rises out of the mugs to resemble any number of pop culture characters that are sure to put a smile on your face.

Order two drinks and your beverages might be served up appearing to interact with each other. Coffee is already a great pick-me-up, but these kawaii beverages might be verging on over-the-counter anti-depressant territory.

Follow Kazuki Yamamoto on twitter to keep up with his delightful, drinkable artwork.

[via Kotaku]

daeizm: Legit.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:38:22 -0700

daeizm:

Legit.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:29:47 -0700

I LOVE YOU ALL

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:34 -0700

I LOVE YOU ALL

tr3ndyc00l: Apparently my school made the senior dinner Great Gatsby themed. Because what better...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:25:13 -0700

tr3ndyc00l:

Apparently my school made the senior dinner Great Gatsby themed.

Because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the American Dream?

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:22:56 -0700

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:20:29 -0700

nyxta: My friend Tim did this painting of me and I just found...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:19:30 -0700

nyxta:

My friend Tim did this painting of me and I just found out someone bought it for $1,300. Now I’m going to be half naked hung up in someone’s house. Every person that passes through… seeing it. Like. What. Sort of awkward. But sort of cool.

exceptence: arystar: blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am: Wo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:18:29 -0700

exceptence:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

x

Reblogging for future reference, but as far as I recall, there’s only a correlation with some of these, no actual proof